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A newly constructed mod tiny house with minimalist and green design.

The “GhettoBlaster” is newly constructed swanky Texas Tiny House has an efficiency open floor plan with & upper loft. Its MOD design with retro stereo, video games & Vinyl Collection makes it a unique experience for all ages! It backs up to the Community Pool, Basketball Court & has two amazing Blanco River Parks. The GhettoBlaster sleeps 8 Family Style! Please do not ask for reduced rates, they will be politely declined.

The GhettoBlaster is named for it’s retro inspiration and location in a classic Old Skool neighborhood of Ecclectic mix of homes and cultures. Decorated to a Tee with MOD and retro coolness – you will not see another Airbnb like this anywhere else in Wimberley. If you are looking for Simple low-cost lodging, with no vibe- we may not be ur best fit. If you’re looking for an experience, well alrighty up schweetheart!!!!!!!

The GhettoBlaster is a newly constructed artisan 600 sf tiny house with natural and reclaimed wood features, vaulted farm house ceilings, natural lighting, heat/AC, art deco and vintage fixtures and furnishings. There is a unique loft located via an amazing timber custom ladder. There is WiFi and a 55-inch flat-screen TV with Hulu TV ! We stock Vinyl LP classics of all genres to play on your Turntable and vintage stereo! And for you retro gamer junkies, there is a true vintage SNES (Super Nintendo) with multiple SNES Games!

There is full bath with huge Shower, Full Kitchen with many options including French Press, water kettle, Gourmet coffee beans and grinder, Keurig and K-cups, dishes, utensils, basic spices, range/oven, microwave and a full -size refrigerator.

The sleeping arrangements are as follows: this tiny house has a totally open floor plan (no specific bedrooms) with lower level beds and loft area beds. At the lower level, there is a queen bed with memory foam mattress and a queen futon with Serta futon mattress. In the upper loft, there are two twin gel infused memory foam mattresses. Two air filled hammocks are available along with standard air mattresses.

The bathroom has a huge gorgeous stand-up shower (no tub) and there are lavender fixtures from the 1930s as well. The bathroom is stocked with linens/towels.

There is an Enormous Deck (20’x20′) in the backyard, that is almost as big as the house and a Charcoal BBQ Pit and Fire Pit in the yard. Bring your own charcoal.

Our two Blanco River Access parks are about 1/4 mile away with lovely swimming and picnic areas and you must have a key to access it. The pool backs up to our lot and uses the same key to access. This key is extremely important to keep safe. It’s the only one issued to us. The pool is open May – Labor Day. Riverparks are open year round.

If you like eccentric, unique places to stay in one of the most popular Texas destinations, this place is for you!



  • Downstairs Sleeping Area
    • Queen Bed
    • Queen Sofa Bed
  • Loft Area
    • 2 Single Beds
  • Air Mattress
  • 1 Full Bathroom with shower only
  • Fully equipped kitchen
  • Plates, cups, silverware, cookware, pots and pans
  • Dining table with seating for 6
  • Smart TV with Hulu provided
  • Games and videos games
  • Wireless Internet
  • Outside canopy shaded deck
  • BBQ pit
  • Access to community pool
  • Blanco River Access – through 2 separate community parks
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Towels and Linens provided
  • A/C and Heat
  • Convenient to Blue Hole Regional ParkWimberley Zip LineWimberley Town CenterBella Vista Olive Ranch, and the Texas Wine Trail


$125.00 per night for 2 guests
$25.00 per per per night over the first 2 guests
$50.00 one time cleaning fee


There is a two night minimum
Three night minimum on holidays
Ghettoblaster is a non-smoking property
Ghettoblaster is not pet friendly property
Ghettoblaster is child friendly